Is it a treat? Or a trick?

Halloween. A little boy trick or treating. The person giving out goodies at the door hands him a granola bar.
Boy (looking slightly dismayed): "This one is for you momma."

Halloween

Girl: "I LOVE Junior Mints. I've never had them. They just sound so good."

Advice

School bus driver to kids on Halloween: "Don't get into any trouble. But if you do, take pictures. But don't get into any trouble."

Jumping the Gun

Overheard at the Mall amidst Halloween decorations everywhere, I am not making this up.
Woman to employee: "Don't you have Christmas lights yet?"