good advice

Overheard is on vacation, so this was heard somewhere else but we thought we'd share it with you anyway.
Young man in a sleazy part of town: "I'd never get a tattoo at a place that sells bongs."

Overheard at the 1st annual Ithaca Scottish Games

An artist talking about painting: "It's like singing, but with color."
Melissa
[Ithaca Scottish Games (http://www.ithacascottishgames.com/)]

Not overheard, but a love poem

From Missed Connections in Craig's List -Ithaca, at Target: "I don't know if you were looking at me in disgust, trying to figure out why I'm so goofy or checking me out, but i think you're very attractive 10 items or less girl and I'd like to see you again sometime..."

Overheard

Young girl with "outie" navel: "My belly button is always high."

Overheard in Ron Don's Pub in Trumansburg

Woman eating dinner with little girl, asks waiter: "There are no tomatoes, do you not put tomatoes on your salads?"
Waiter to woman: "I don't make the salad"
Later when paying the bill the waiter says: "I don't, I don't make the salads!"

Us too

Overheard in Target: “I’m so sick of Hannah Montana. I was over her before I even liked her.”
KAZ

Not overheard, but:

T-shirts seen at Wegman's: "Stop looking at my t-shirt"
and my own personal favorite: "Suzy Q Bail Bonds cuz your mama wants you home"