Two middle schoolers discussing classmates.
She: I don’t know who she is. Did she go out with Matt?
He: Yeah, I think so.
She: . . . Well, that doesn’t narrow it down much, does it?
He: Not really, no.
Kid commenting on the supposed drinking habits of classmates:
“And I don’t mean fake stuff like Mike’s lemonade or something; I’m talking about real alcohol, like beer.”